So I went to my first Christmas party yesterday.

It was really cool. I got to eat goodies with friends, play with a remote toy dog and even ride on a giant toy car.

But there was one problem. This cool dude (me) was with a bunch of baby wimps.

You can see me like…
a. what is his problem
b. are you serious
c. am I the only adult in the room
d. get me outta here
e. all of the above

Looks like I’m going to be the Top Dog running this place.