Yay, the birthdays were finally over, so we got to move on to
the good stuff. Halloween. I liked it. Right up my alley cause
lots of attention and lots of candy. I got to be…

  a skeleton

 and a jack o’lantern

and even a pumpkin head.

But boy was I mad when they ate all my Snickers.

Next year I’m going trick-or-treating for real and maybe  dress up as a birder like Daddy or a cheerleader like Mommy (yes, there are boy cheerleaders you know). I’ll be the Captain too. Get over it.

P.S. Why are some nursery rhymes so scary… Mommmmmmmy!
Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife but couldn’t keep her;
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept her very well.