I’m looking pretty sharp these days with all my new duds. You see, Mommy had these clothes all along but because I was so small, I couldn’t fit into any of them, only white t-shirts. I was like, “Oh man, when am I going to get to wear any of my gifts?”

When I saw this album cover on Grammy’s iPhone,  I said, “oh no, that’s me!”

I didn’t understand why I was mostly wearing my Plain White Ts and so I started eating and eating and eating to see if that would change anything. And guess what? It worked! Now that I’ve gained weight and gotten bigger, I get to wear all my cool stuff and there’s no stopping me now!

Wonder if I’ll get voted Best Dressed or Best Looking?